WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE AND YOUR PIZZA ON YOUR LEGS

When you are in love, it’s hard to keep it a secret. There’s a sparkle in your eyes, a spring in your step, and, if the object of your affection happens to be a pepperoni slice – pizza on your legs.

Don’t keep your illicit love a secret! Shout it out to the world! These Pizza Leggings are a beautifully artistic homage to that famous Italian dish we all look forward to cramming in our face.

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These leggings are lovingly crafted from a 88% polyester 12% spandex blend. The life-like print of a greasy cheese pizza with discs of glistening pepperoni will make your stomach rumble.

Thoughtfully, Pizza Leggings come in a one size fits all, from small to large. They are extremely stretchy, so you can wear them and eat as much pizza as you like without worrying about having to undo a pesky belt buckle. Best of all, they are super easy to care for: if you dribble grease on them, just throw ’em in the wash! We know you’ll be waiting anxiously for cycle to finish so you can put them again.

Sorry, no vegetarian option available.

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WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE AND YOUR PIZZA ON YOUR LEGS

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