CHOCOLATE HANDGUN: NOT A REAL WEAPON UNLESS YOU THROW IT AT SOMEBODY

When you think of chocolate, naturally, you think of handguns. So, why not indulge yourself, or a Republican loved one, with this tasty Chocolate Handgun? It’s the best of both worlds.

This delectable weapon is carefully crafted from nearly a pound of solid quality chocolate. It’s an exact replica of a full-sized handgun, and looks intimidatingly delicious. The barrel, muzzle, and etchings on the grip are rendered with care. If you’re not going to eat this sucker right away, keep it in a cool, dry place to preserve its good looks.

The Chocolate Handgun comes in a real padded gun case, so you can easily squirrel it away in case of a real chocolate emergency. Like an after dinner craving. Or Wednesday.

These chocolate sculpted handguns are lovingly made in the USA (of course) and may contain traces of milk, nuts or soy – so if you have allergies, enjoy with care. Bullets not included. And if you plan to fly with this, we don’t know you.

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CHOCOLATE HANDGUN: NOT A REAL WEAPON UNLESS YOU THROW IT AT SOMEBODY

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